I walked on, on the street...
Looking at the road and my feet...
Didn't give the walk my full dedication...
But I had enough concentration...
To have seen the lady coming...
"Won't she move to the side" I was wondering...
'Cause I knew very well that she saw me...
And she was jus trying to act foolishly...
Annoyed, I thought of what to do...
And thoguth of not moving too...
Of course she hit my shoulder...
Then we looked at each other...
"Can't you say sorry? " she said...
I replied "Something's wrong with your head"
"Didn't you see me coming, mad lad?"
"Your own eyes must be bad"
She shouted "You must be stupid & blind"
"Idiot! Talk to my behind"
At this point people were already gathering...
Started to walk away didn't want a scene...
She pulled me back, tearing off my shirt...
I then tore off a part of her skirt...
She took out a scissors & shredded my trousers...
I had nothing on but my singlet & boxers...
I was obviously very angry...
But I didn't want to beat a lady...
'Cause I thought myself to be a gentleman...
So I said "Stop acting crazy, woman!"
She said "I'm not only crazy, I'm also wicked"
With that she tore off my boxers leaving me naked...
At this point my dear reader...
I had no choice whatsoever...
But to thank God I had actually moved...
And none of these things happened...
